RB and Aviva attempt to broaden their horizons by engaging for the first time with the game of Football

Aviva to RB: why are multiple games on at once, and doesnt that mean you have to choose between watching the saints and the falcons (who are currently playing the team they lost their dogfighting player to?!?) is that even right? so confusing, sports are. where is dave zirin when i need him>!>!?~??~

AT: YESSSS. and y'all should be proud, i learned what this is all about:
well kind of. something about some dude changing the game by being really fast and on the left side and blind spot and then you have to put a big guy somewhere to stop him?

nah WAY more important is that i know that the saints are 12-0 right now.

should have gotten a fleur-de-lis tattoo instead of those stupid dots.